Letter To Future Me #1
Dear Future Me -
Are you famous yet? Like, really famous? Not just, you know, internet famous, like you have been described as now? (Yes, that concept is as funny to me now as it is to you/me now.)
If you are, let us not forget our plan to screw with people by posing outside of Madame Tussaud's and making people think you're a wax statue of yourself. No, really, this is a great idea.
Wait, where are you going? Come back!
Fuck.
Cheers,
Present Me
(that is to say, Me in 2006. Not the present you're reading this in, obviously.)
